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thebikerprincess: “ Fuck it up, Linda ”
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itchycoil:

peer2peer2peer:

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I still think about this every time I hear about a celebrity death

👭STANDING

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thighschool:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

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oscar winning actress activist humanitarian entrepreneur philanthropist bisexual icon AND archaeologist??

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unclefather:

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

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bagelhips:

KATE MCKINNON IN FLANNEL BLAZER SINGING AND DANCING TO MARIAH CARRY IM GAY

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saltymilkcharacterasks:

arle:

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its a rollypolly …..

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twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

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I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

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ear:

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thatwhobumblesabout:

lesbivnn:

Peter Parker: *disintegrates*

The frog that was in his mouth:

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Originally posted by tomhollahoe

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^ peter parker’s frog going the fuck off in avengers 4

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